Monday, May 21, 2012

30 Children Too Much for Tennessee Moron—ya think?!

 

Desmond Hatchett might be an irresponsible idiot who is Dad of 30probably the poster boy for out of control sex addiction, but one positive thing I can say about him is he sure stays busy.  Unfortunately, he’s not busy earning a living wage commensurate with his responsibilities.

Hatchett, 33, is only three short of having fathered one child for every year of his life.  That’s right, at 33 he has 30 children, none over the age of 14.  I know that sounds impossible, but it isn’t if you have 11 women popping them out for you.  Twice in his “productive” life, Hatchett has sired four children in the same year!

If you were to tell me it’s none of my business how many children anybody has, I’d be right there with you – as long as, like the famous Duggers of TV fame, they are able to find a way to feed, clothe and shelter the brood without hitting me up for subsidization. Sadly, this is not the case for the prolific Mr. Hatchett.

Instead, Hatchett works a minimum wage job.  Imagine how far one of those 11 stupid mothers can make $1.49 stretch over a month.  Yep, that’s the amount some of them are getting. 

So, of course, Hatchett had no choice but to petition the court in Knoxville, Tennessee for leniency on his child support payments.  Leniency?  Really?

According to a LA Times report in the May 21st edition, there is a distinct possibility that Desmond Hatchett  in behind bars and has been since November 2009 for an aggravated assault conviction.  Although the Corrections Department of Knox County (TN) has confirmed there is an inmate with that name, whether it is the Father of the Century has still not been determined. 

Instead of leniency, this record-setting sperm donor needs a vasectomy.  And the women who helped him achieve that dubious achievement need therapy so that they can fully understand the fact that they are human beings and not rabbits. 

There are 30 children in Tennessee who are destined for hard times, struggles and, saddest of all, the likelihood of continuing in the footsteps of their parents.  There is no getting around that.  And that is just wrong.

Hatchett should NOT receive leniency from the courts.  He should be required to work two or three jobs and turn 90% of what he earns over to the family court for distribution.  And if he doesn’t, he should be returned to jail for I-don’t-care-how-long.  Moron!

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